His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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