i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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