I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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