Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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