why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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