What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
In other news, I just burned my penis
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm like, not good at living.
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