It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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