Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
