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Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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