I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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