guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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