just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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