i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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