Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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