Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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