trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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