I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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