i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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