I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize