I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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