nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize