I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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