i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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