Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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