adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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