I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
