You work out of a Hotel?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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