scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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