he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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