Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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