I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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