Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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