question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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