we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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