If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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