do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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