whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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