I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i think i just lost a toe
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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