if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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