White coat. Heels.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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