You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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