I haven't been this sober since birth.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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