Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
