Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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