Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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