KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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