Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Im just a social blackout drinker.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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