i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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