it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
His nipple licking is glorious
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