I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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