you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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