I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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I still have a little drunk in my system
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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