You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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