he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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