He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Farmville is her only friend.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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