One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she pinky promised me she was 18
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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