I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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